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Lamentably, today is a cruddy "filler" comic. What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? Scared the hell out of the dog. I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears... Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high. He who laughs last doesn't get the joke. What's brown and sticky? A stick. What did the german clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick, tick'? 'Ve haff vays of making you tock!' When shops have a sign on the door 'Guide dogs only' who is supposed to read it? The dog? Sane is just another word for boring as dirt... | |||
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